Tuesday, September 25, 2007

This movie will scare your kids - The Polar Express Reviews

There were 8 people in the entire theater -- 7 adults a one kid. The poor kid kept crying during the movie and told his mom: "i'm scared!" Eventually, the mom gave up and left with the child because he couldn't take it anymore. If you want to scare the pants off your kids, take them to this movie. The animated characters look like MONSTERS and zombies -- not a single cute character in the movie. Santa in the movie has a plastic face. The elves are freakin' evil looking and look like demons from Lord of the Rings. The scene in which Santa walks out to a crowd of chanting elves in the North Pole will remind you of the 3rd Reich in Germany with platoons of german troops chanting "heil Hitler!" This is probably the darkest christmas movie ever produced.

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